Redneck surfing

Too bad. I thought it sounded like a good idea too.

One more. The best would have been if the van was an ambulance.

Awesome Asians

I've said it before and I'll say it again--I love Asians.

Asians are good at video games.

Bling Bling

Today I spray painted my cell phone gold because, well, I'm a pimp.

Please enjoy this robot dancer.

Riddle

What do you get when you stick wheels on the front and back of a V10 Viper engine and add handlebars? The Dodge Tomahawk. You probably remember it from the 2003 N American Auto Show. It's worth lookin at again. This thing is sick. Estimated top speed 300+ mph!

World's Funniest Reporter

Make sure the volume is up on this one. And notice that this was a live broadcast.

Woo Hoo! Sweet Retirement!

I think my laundry days are over ladies and gentlemen. It was a fun job during the school year cause I had lots of friends. Most of them have gone home for the summer though and the fun has been wearing thin. Ebaying has been a bit of a hobby for me. I'm probably jumping the gun here but it looks like i've stumbled onto something that will let me retire early (from having a part-time job I mean). I'm sure you're all curious but I'm sorry, no one is getting any details at this time. Thanks for coming.