Sounds like a plan

A token post so that you know I'm still alive.

Yesterday while eating lunch I watched Comedy Central's "Straight Plan for the Gay Man." It's worth a look. Here's a line I thought was pretty good, though I disagree with anyone who would put down the bow tie.

"No straight man knows how to tie a bow tie. That's why they invented these: RSVP cards. Simply check "No, I will not be attending your stupid black tie event."